Ken's Mane Page
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In the beginning God created hair, and it did flow abundantly
across the land; and the birds of the heavens did sing to it; and the
bears of the forest did frolic in it; and it was good. And in those
days the people of the land kneweth not New Age music; neither, of
course, Rap. But music wast for sacred partner dancing: Swing and
Salsa and Two-step and Tango. And Republicans did lie down with
Democrats together, exchanging stir-fried Tofu recipes; and men of war
were too busy fixing their braids to fight; and the ultra-conservative
Right-Wing of the land were unknown, because their mothers threateneth
Ballet lessons. And peace was there across the land, yea, great
peace; and the people, happy wert they; especially, of course, His
chosen coiffed, the longhairs.
--- the book of Ken |
Cowboy hats are great, but when
riding the rugged trails of my spread,
long hair is better!
There are many practical uses and side-benefits to
long hair that you've probably never thought of before...
Blonde can be a very flattering colour in the garden --- especially to
the purple blooms of Echium fastuosum (AKA: "Pride of Madeira").
Hair helps you correctly orient yourself to "UP"
whenever waking up from a nap!
Hair is excellent for hanging around a park bench
and helping to hide graffiti!
So, see (wait a minute... gotta git the hair outta my eyes!),
long hair is surprisingly USEFUL to Urban Cowboy, ---
as well as, of course DECORATIVE!
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On short hair styles... "On the first day of summer, Y2K, I cut my hair short. I took it in stride that day. It was the 365 days afterward, though, that damn near killed me!" --- Ken After whining about Y2K haircut... "It's all about hair, isn't it?" --- friend Chip. On trimming split ends... "I'm OK with an annual trimming of the ends. Cut more than an inch, though, and somebody better dial 911! " --- Ken |
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